Coosturd

"'I like a woman that can't say no' -Coosturd"

MAX IS ENGLISH

MAX IS ENGLISH

MAX IS ENGLISH

MAX IS ENGLISH

MAX IS ENGLISH

MAX IS ENGLISH

Part of the original six Coosturd is basically just an old man, it's suspected that his hair is actually turning grey which is why he constantly wears some quite sub-par shitty beanies; in order to hide his shame. He is not the worst at video games but he's pretty down there, one of the few people worse than him is Zack the gay. Following a horrific incident at the hairdressers which left him mentally scarred for life he has taken to cutting his own hair in homage to the many deaths that day (it is also suspected but not confirmed that he does this memorialize that one time they gave his girlfrond Zoe a really shit haircut that left her looking like some kind of deformed waterfall)

Max is rather stunted in the video games department (it is suspected but not confirmed this extends to other areas) however this is not surprising as he has never watched the Lion King and how is one to know honor without the Lion King, even basic logic is almost beyond such a complete waste of human resources, that said, he's ok I guess.

He is a known high level admin on a shitty minecraft server that doesn't even let you say buttz and that no one cares about, this shows he is reasonably good at managing and interacting with 12 year old children, where he gained such skills are a source of constant speculation. He occasionally makes strange art simply by making big things out of 1000000000 tiny lines that take him a year to do and only he is capable of understanding his sinister form of art style and why he doesn't just draw 1 line like everyone else. His Skeleton-like figure encourages the notion that he is actually just an old man, it's possible his ancient art style is linked to him being hundreds of years old and it is quite possible he is the only one left alive today who understands such mystical lines.